i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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