when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you inspire me to be a worse person
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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