Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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