I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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