Just cropdusted the office
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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