wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
