Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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