Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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