Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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