Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
