this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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