3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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