I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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