How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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