4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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