so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm going to jail i love you
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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