Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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