Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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