gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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