chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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