Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
