I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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