just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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