i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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