if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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