Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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