That's when you crack a 10am beer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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