I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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