dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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