I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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