so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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