I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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