I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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