Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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