have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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