that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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