I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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