Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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