If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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