Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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