And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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