Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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