The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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