I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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