My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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