ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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