It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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