she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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