That's intense
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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