so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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