So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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